Ebay Knows Me Too Well
from Monday, March16th of the year2009.
You guys? I went up onto eBay trying to buy a new MIDI Controller and the first thing that pops up was the following disturbing frame:
You know, you buy ONE squirrel head, and your reputation is tarnished for life.
7 Comments
March 16th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
You may be amused to know that I still cannot pronounce the word “squirrel”.
March 16th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Nico: how many MIDI controllers have you amassed simply ’cause you prefer not to carry the effers around??
March 16th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
I too just looked at eBay and mine said “Fuel your passion for Mt. Pinatubo ashglazed spoon rests.”
March 16th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
And to be so shamelessly associated with the dead armadillo-collectors!
March 16th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
ah, to be known that well. . . sigh. . .
March 16th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
“Squirrel” hard to prounounce?
Try, in French:
ecureuil (I think “eck cure Ray”)
or delightfully in Italian,
“scoiattolla” (skoy A tolla”)
No matter, best harvested with a bb gun, poached in cream and Vermont maple syrup with a pinch of smoked paprika…. and served on a bed of tulips that the little creeps have beheaded to no purpose and left to taunt you in your flower bed.
March 17th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
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squirrel sushi!