Composed for the publication of the book
\n13 Words<\/a> by Lemony Snicket and Maira Kalman. <\/p>\n

There once was a Bird and there once was a Dog,
\nAnd the bird was Despondent, or sad,
\nA pensive frown on her Busy beak,
\nNo matter that Cake could be had.<\/p>\n

The Goat suggested a Convertible drive,
\nTo purchase a cheering up Hat,
\nAt a Haberdashery with a Scarlet door,
\nAnd a Baby to sell them just that.<\/p>\n

The hats have Panache, of course, of course,
\nA sense of excitement and style,
\nThe Mezzo-Soprano is done with her song,
\nSo let’s all just eat for a while.<\/p>\n

Tra la, tra la, tra la, tra la,
\nAnd sing those tra las once more.
\nTra la, tra la, tra la, tra la,
\nTry not to get crumbs on the floor.<\/p>\n

-Lemony Snicket<\/p>\n

Recorded<\/a> by Eve Gigliotti and Nico Muhly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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